Archive for Kanye West
So KANYE WEST and his lady wore fur coats to fashion week in Paris and fashion nerds on the interweb were in an uproar. Suprise! Kanye responded on his blog with an ALL CAPS rant. This one is filled with some of Kanye’s best work. “FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK” and “SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?” I’m never quite sure what he means in these rants, but I know I’m on his side, because I HATE PEOPLES COLORING BOOKS!!!
WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!
KANYE WEST loves BEYONCE and interrupting.
Here is the video for KiD CuDi’s new single “Make Her Say” formerly titled Poke Her Face.
Here is DRAKE’s new video for “Best I Ever Had” directed by KANYE WEST. I like the song, but man people need to stop making videos with “acting” segments. I get the douche chills every time I see one.
Here is the plot according to Wikipedia.
“The film takes place in Venice, where a scientific phenomenon has led to the gradual increase in the temperature of the Grand Canal, leading to a Great White shark taking up residence in the city of Venice.
At the same time, a young tourist goes missing whilst on holiday in the city, and it is unclear if he has become a victim of the shark, or if he has become involved with the local Mafia, who plan to use the shark to their advantage.”
Whoa! I’ve watched the trailer twice now and it seems like a completely different movie to me. From the trailer it seems like it’s about some d-bag, played masterfully by Steven Baldwin, who goes on a Nic Cage National Treasure style tour of Venice. Complete with deathtraps, mediocre gun fights and boring history lessons. I’m almost positive the main bad guy is Vandal Savage. Which is cool, because he’s always been one of my favorite DC villains. Truthfully this would have been more than enough movie for me, but then out of nowhere sharks come in to fuck shit up. This is probably the greatest movie ever.
After you’ve watched it a few times, I reccomend going back and watching it again only with the trailer audio turned down and Kanye West’s song Amazing (feat. Young Jeezy) turned up. I think you will agree that this is probably what the video for Amazing should have been.